Friday, May 26, 2017

The Triumphant Return of the Three Amigos!



So the Big Plan is to staff the "Watergate II: Electric Boogaloo" rapid reaction bunker with G. Gordon Bannon, Jared The Harpo Marxist, and America's most Obviously Over-matched Anagram (h/t Brother Charlie Pierce.)

Well that should end really, really well.


9 comments:

konarider said...

This is because they, of course, have nothing to hide.

trgahan said...

So Kushner will spend the time making sure all the money is hidden and shell companies are set up for future deals; Bannon will make sure conservative voters seem them as Glorious Martyrs being attacked by liberals and media; and Priebus will....ok I got nothing...

Repack Rider said...

No one in his right mind has any love for James Comey, but do these clowns know what they are up against? For all his many flaws, Comey is not dumb, at least not as dumb as these guys. He is on the record all the time, he has a lifetime in law enforcement, and he knows everyone in the bureaucracy. They made the mistake of first committing obstruction of justice in his presence, then compounded it by firing him, lying about the reasons, humiliating him, and slandering him.

Jobless, Comey has nothing on his personal calendar but addressing this investigation, and he has a particular set of skills in that regard. The context of the departure from a pretty good job gives him all the reason he needs to spend his golden years extracting revenge. Why on earth would anyone want to make this guy mad?

Neo Tuxedo said...

Tom, the emptiest suit in American politics is there to stand between the other two and the people who always bring eggs and tomatoes to a speech.

Dr.BDH said...

Another Watergate era echo: "Hear no evil, see no evil, and evil."

Davis Statton said...

I heard that David Bossie is joining the team as well.

Donald Walsh said...

Can I ask a remedial-level question? I can't get any anagrams out of Reince Priebus, not even with online apps. What was Charlie talking about?

Neo Tuxedo said...

Donald, you need to be willing to specify results that involve the word "penis", of which my personal favorite is "ecru penis Brie". I don't know if that's the one Brother Charles considers obvious, mind you, but it is my personal favorite.

dinthebeast said...

I don't know, "Penis Rube Rice" is pretty good too...

-Doug in Oakland