Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Today In Both Sides Do It: Matthew Dowd



Apparently the main qualifications for being ABC New's chief political analyst is that sleeping through the 1990s and the 2000s and then being found, still asleep, under a cabbage leaf, with Ron Fournier's dick in your ear?



Why is it folks who engineered and enabled the most catastrophic presidency in modern history (BT: Before Trump) still have jobs spouting their idiotic opinions in front of a camera anywhere?

12 comments:

Batman 54 said...

The folks who engineered and enabled the most catastrophic presidency in modern history (BT: Before Trump) still have jobs spouting their idiotic opinions in front of a camera because the people that own the cameras are in on the sting.

Pablo in the Gazebo said...

What the fuck does that even mean?

Andrew Johnston said...

You think this was from Dowd's reserve file? I assume that all of these dipshit pundits have that - a folder full of amazingly insightful (and not at all trite or cliche'd) one-liners that they toss off every now and then so that people think they're working.

Mr XD said...

"under a cabbage leaf, with Ron Fournier's dick in your ear" just cries out for one of your excellent graphics. However, the words alone caused me to truly LOL, so you've done your job, as usual.

Unknown said...

"....and then being found, still asleep, under a cabbage leaf, with Ron Fournier's dick in your ear?"

RF is just giving you a "wet willie". Be thankful as it's smaller than his pinkie.

- lifeat45rpm

Robt said...

Hmmm?

Bill Clinton, a married man who had consensual sex with a consenting adult female who was not his wife.

Vs
A corrupt wealthy car salesman who collused with Russia's Putin to over turn American might and sanctions on Russia for its aggressive harmful crimes.

Interfering with our elections.
Doing it to elect a favored weak and corrupt candidate to make America weak.
Now a president who begins living as if he is above the law and is trying to steal America's wealth.
This president who brought NAZIs and KKK members into the white house with him. A man who tan around in public loudly claiming President Obama is not a U.S> born citizen because he is black.NAZI, KKK, Putin getting influence control of my government?

Then there was this President Nixon feeler who was allowed to resign.
There is that other Guy that sold weapons to terrorist nations to raise money to support his wars in South America in defiance of Congress who did not go to prison or get impeached.
We had a Speaker dude named Denny Hastert that got to sexually assault young men, pay bribes to hush them up under the virtues of Conservatism rules.

And How could I not give an honorable mention to republican Speaker pal, Newt Gingrich who while pushing impeachment on Bill Clinton for having consensual sex out of wedlock. He was doing the same. And to smooth on the icing, he was so financially corrupt he got to resign instead of going to prison for his corruption not sex.

So when it comes to those who let Bill Clinton off the prison sentence for having consensual sex with a consenting adult but are perusing Trump and his Russia connection despite his white supremacists rising the south again.

I choose to investigate the white supremacists in the white house colluding with Russian commies to undermine America.

But that is me and I do not have the media forum of a Dowd.

Betamax said...

I just glimpsed the future- centrist metal titans System of a Dowd playing carefully neutral licks to a (really honestly huge) crowd of sedated onlookers at the Emperor Trump Dynastic memorial arena, sited on the foundations of the White House. Master of Ceremonies is Ivanka III dressed as Master/Blaster.

Tickets available niw from Hugh Hewitt's time travel capsuke and scalping booth.

Dave McCarthy said...

I can't make sense of Dowd's tweet, and when I tried to tell him so I was told I am "not authorized to see this status"

I feel better already.

RUKidding said...

It appears that Dowd has learned to Trump-tweet bc I cannot figure out WTF that means.

We're fully Alice through the Looking Glass, I guess, where Palin/Trump word-salad is the accepted argot of our times. Guess all the conservatives "understand" it somehow or pretend they do.

Robt said...

RUKidding said,
"Guess all the conservatives "understand" it somehow or pretend they do."


Mel Brooks foresaw this in which you address long ago in his "Blazing Saddles".
A scene where the town people gathered to discuss hiring a new sheriff.

As the town drunk wakes momentarily and mumbles off his speech that NO ONR (at least in the audience understood. Then passes out again. Only for the town mayor to jump up and say to the crowd,

"Yeah, what he said".

Neo Tuxedo said...

I straight-up lifted the last line of this post and tweeted it at Dowdy Hoodoo as a reply. Whether he recognized it as yours or not, he blocked me, which puts me in good company.

Unknown said...

"He blocked me." Yeah. That's not your name on the bottom line of Dowd's paycheck, is why.

Just a quick recap, which I get paid not dime one for putting out there: Penisgate=hugely expensive organized witchhunt by major GOP playahs to find something, anything, to delegitimize popular Dem prez Bill Clinton.

Trumpgate #213,478=protected unindicted criminal media darling gleefully admitting on the record to being a sexual predator.

Oh, Matty baby, how could they NOT BE EXACTLY THE SAME THING?