Friday, March 31, 2017

Ross Douthat Doesn't Understand the Difference Between "Libido" And "Albedo"






From Wikipedia:
Albedo is a measure for reflectance or optical brightness (Latin albedo, "whiteness").


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9 comments:

tony in san diego said...

I guess he must not have been a Conservative yet, when he couldn't whip up his libido for chunky Reese Witherspoon.

dinthebeast said...

Shiny, shiny!

-Doug in Oakland

Smut Clyde said...

"We want to control everyone else's sex-lives because we personally feel those funny feelings at inconvenient times."

You're NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT PART, ya nimrods!

RUKidding said...

Chunky Reese Witherspoon splayed her lady boobs all over Douchehat, and then cooed in his neckbeard that she was on the pill. That made Douchehat's todger go limp. Can't get it up if ya can't get a bun inna oven, doncha know? Only purpose for Make Sexytime is to Make Babytime.

chautauqua said...

Insert joke about vas deferens here.

ziply said...

Libido embodies Eros. Conservatives merely have rut.

ziply said...

There is a vas deferens between libido and goatishness.

crweaver said...

Arguably, extreme whiteness may also be a factor.

Robt said...

Albedo is a measure for reflectance or optical brightness (Latin albedo, "whiteness").


This could vry much explain the driving force behind portraying Jesus as a white guy.