Friday, December 23, 2016

The Most Ron Fournier Thing Ever

America's Sad Clown of Both Siderism ends 2016 by absolutely sticking the landing.

One positive aspect of the Rise of Trump is that, from the minions of the Spleenwald Horde to the cardinals of the High and Holy Church of Both Siderism, every goofball with a ludicrous opinion, a keyboard and a radically selective memory has apparently been pounding Red Bull and meth this holiday season instead of eggnog and cookies.

And they are running their freak flags all the way up to the ippy tippy top of the mainmast.

Well God bless 'em, every one.


Randle Aubrey said...

So let me get this straight: soliciting charitable donations now that Trump's been elected is a "conflict of interest," but being able to ram through H2 visas for the Trump winery isn't?

Whale Oil Beef Hooked (say it quickly)

Lit3Bolt said...

Ron Fournier = A fucking Intern at the National Enquirer

Thank you Ron, for making it so obvious and easy for the rest of us.

jim said...

TIME's 2017 Person of The Year?
Bob The Headless Chicken!

May they never grok the arcana of screencaps nor the Wayback Machine.

Jerry B said...

Physicists have spent years trying to boil down the physical universe to it's simplest expression. Something that would fit on a t-shirt. The greatest minds of the last 50yrs have struggled with the mathematics slowly whittling away the unnecessary and redundant phrases and now the Lord High Master of the false equivalency gives us this.

Christmas miracles do happen.