Monday, November 28, 2016

Don the Con Isn't Draining the Swamp


Don the Con is bottling the swamp and selling back to the rubes and the bigots as a Golden Elixir:  a cocktail of rat poison, furniture polish, mindless rage, propaganda and paranoia guaranteed to cure what ails you.

Eventually, after they start puking up blood, those same rubes and bigots will demand that someone, somewhere who isn't them be held accountable.

Prediction #1:  The Right will blame the Left.
Prediction #2:  The Beltway will blame Both Sides.
Prediction #3:  No one will pay any heed to the people who were trying to warn the rubes and the bigots that they were being sold poison by a liar and his enablers in the media.

7 comments:

keith gargus said...

One would think 1 and 2 would be a hard sell. But after seeing years of ineptness from the DNC and the stupidity of voters, I expect the goopers will sweep the next two elections.

trgahan said...

Prediction #4: By 2018 election cycle the blood puking caused by Republican governance will be explained by conservatives as "not being conservative enough" so the rubes will elect proponents of a stronger, less diluted Golden Elixir.

dinthebeast said...

They'll blame it on Obama, like they already do. They were blaming W's fuck-ups on Clinton until Obama was elected, so everything that doesn't seem "Great Again" will be Obama's fault until Trumpie-boy has grabbed his last pussy and shuffled off this mortal coil.

-Doug in Oakland

Unknown said...

I totally disagree with #3 - people who warn about the Golden Elixer will be activly villified as traitors and unamerican scum. Possibly with a side of Freedom Fries

bluicebank said...

It's the Liberal version of the Cassandra Syndrome:

"...occurs when valid warnings or concerns are dismissed or disbelieved. The term originates in Greek mythology. Cassandra was a daughter of Priam, the King of Troy." -- Wiki Cliff notes.

Neo Tuxedo said...

They were blaming W's fuck-ups on Clinton until Obama was elected, so everything that doesn't seem "Great Again" will be Obama's fault until Trumpie-boy has grabbed his last pussy and shuffled off this mortal coil.

Or until "the Democrat Party" gets another President into office. (Setting aside for the moment that "the Democrat Party" has never had a President in office, because [as you may have noticed] "the Democrat Party" doesn't fucking exist. There's a Democratic Party, which many angry troglodytes frequently mistake for the imaginary "Democrat Party" they've been warned about by Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, the Republican Party, and other right-wing media outlets; "the Democrat Party" appears to combine all the negative features of a Communist Party sleeper cell with all the negative features of a Satanic death cult, whilst and at the same time having no positive features of any kind. The fact that large numbers of alleged people fear "the Democrat Party" is just another sign that Brother Charles' book Idiot America was too nicely titled.)

Robt said...

Covered under Prediction #1

*The wascally liberals in Congress blocked the majorities conservative agenda.
(note; They might continue to call CNN, the Communist Network and Democrats Putin loving liberals. Excluding Trump's huggie bear with the bear..

I am considering another prediction,
The right discovers our Founding Fathers were "Liberals" in large quantities and therefore the U.S. Constitution is liberal and must be "repealed and replaced".
But can only be shoved down Americans throats by Big conservative majority Government.