To be sung to the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer""
Barron the Anchor Baby
Had a very Orange Dad
(And if you ever asked him
He also has an "Uncle Vlad")
All of the other Anchors
Used to mock his Daddy's Wall
But Barron will have the last laugh
When Daddy's goons deport them all.
Then one crisp Election Day,
Lefties came to say,
Barron's Daddy is a blight,
He'll be toast by dusk tonight.
Then True Cons will disavow him.
The Beltway will shout out with glee:
"None of this ever happened,
There's no such thing as history!"
Behold, a Tip Jar!