This morning, Reince Priebus found a card in the pocket of the big-boy suit that he borrows for public events.
It was a prompting-card that someone had tucked in there a year ago to remind Reince what sort of tone he should adopt when talking to the public about Donald J. Trump.
On that card was printed the word "Apoplectic".
"Dang it," Reince cussed testily, monetarily startling his staff of mini-Reinces. "All this time I've been thinking 'Apologetic'! Why didn't any of you correct me?"
From (sorry) Mediaite:
But his staff of mini-Reinces had already lost interest and gone back to grooming each other and chasing Pokemons.Reince Priebus Is Reportedly ‘Apoplectic’ Over Trump’s Refusal to Support Ryan, McCainThe chairman of the Republican National Committee is reportedly furious with his own party’s nominee today.Reince Preibus is “apoplectic” over Donald Trump‘s refusal to commit to an endorsement of House Speaker Paul Ryan and former party nominee John McCain in their upcoming primary races. Both Ryan and McCain face stiff competition, and yesterday Trump told The Washington Post that he’s, “not quite there yet” with a Ryan endorsement, using strikingly similar language to that which Ryan used months ago regarding Trump’s troublesome candidacy....
Because honestly, who gives the tiniest fuck what Reince Priebus has to say about anything anymore.