Hello, dad, I'm on the Trump Train
Hi, dad, I'm calling you from the Trump Train
Hi, dad, happy birthday
I'm on the Trump Train
All those years
I'm in on the Trump Train now
I'm in on the Trump Train
I like it here
It's nice, I like it...
Report: George P. Bush urges Republicans to back TrumpJeb Bush is resolutely #NeverTrump but his son, George P. Bush, no longer is.George P. Bush, the Texas land commissioner, is breaking with his father, a former Donald Trump Republican primary rival, to back the GOP nominee. George P. Bush's move comes after a nasty Republican primary battle in which Trump repeatedly mocked Jeb Bush, a former Florida governor, as "low energy," among other insults.The Texas Tribune reported Sunday that at a Saturday gathering of Texas Republican activists Bush said it was time to unite behind Trump in his fall campaign against Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton."From Team Bush, it's a bitter pill to swallow, but you know what? You get back up and you help the man that won, and you make sure that we stop Hillary Clinton," Bush said, according to video made by an audience member.
I remember catching Was, Not Was at the Cabaret Metro in the winter of 1988 (?), but never in my wildest dreams did I think I would be citing them in a post about GOP presidential nominee Donald J. Trump in 2016.
Then again, I never dreamed that humans would one day be able to order superhero-themed dildos over the internet.
Which just goes to show the timeless wisdom of Sun Tzu when he said over 2,500 years ago:
“If you wait by the river long enough, superhero-themed dildos, the fucked-up remnants of the Bush political dynasty and the bodies of your enemies will float by.”