Wednesday, August 03, 2016

And That's Why They Call Him "Helpful Ben"



Because who else but noted vertical power-napper and crazy person, Dr. Ben Carson, would have the guts to voluntarily to go on CNN and help the Trump campaign extend a six-day dumpster fire into a seventh day...



Don't listen to the haters, Ben.  You just go right on helping!

10 comments:

Jim from MN said...

Is being Dr. Ben (conservative pundit) a paid position or is he providing all this help for free? Asking for a friend.

RUKidding said...

Uncle Tom, uh, Ben to the rescue!!1!

Michael Corbett said...

If there is anything that does not mean anything it is Carson's opinions.

Karen Rea said...

Does Trump wanting to know why we can't use our nuclear arsenal "mean anything", or is that a peripheral issue, too? Just asking for a nation.

Lit3Bolt said...

"God-fucking-damnit, Paul, did you send that memo about the pivot to Dr. Carson?"

"..........oh, THAT memo! Um, yes I did."

technowitch said...

'Vertical power-napper' -- I am so stealing that, Driftglass

bowtiejack said...

'Vertical power-napper', 'Concastrati'!
Man, you're on a roll!

Robt said...

Sort of brings back the old days when Darth Cheney was out hunting penned birds with their wings clipped (keeping them from flying away) at the Texas Dude Ranch..
When Cheney shot his long time pal in the face.

And his pal apologized to Cheney from the hospital, for putting his face in front of Cheney's shotgun.

The good old Bush boys days.....

Isaac Segal said...

Charlie Pierce said it best: "I suspect quite seriously that Dr. Ben Carson honed his very legitimate skills as a gifted neurosurgeon by practicing on himself."

Jimbo said...

My favorite was Colbert's remark that Dr. Ben was an "eyelid advertising opportunity".