But I feel fine.
As I write this. David Brooks' Republican party establishment is being crushed.
What elevates it to high comedy is the fact that David Brooks' Republican Party is being crushed by their own gravy train -- a hate-belching engine careening down the tracks that David Brooks' Republican Party spent the last 40 years laying down and then lashing themselves to.
And as their own gravy train mashes them to aspic, all David Brooks' party establishment can say over and over again is, "Oh my God! Where the devil did that train come from? And who tied these deucedly intricate knots!"
Republican Detachment Disorder plague vector, Joe Scarborough, who now gets paid to share his idiocy in the Washington Post:
Trump crushes Ronald Reagan’s Republican PartyOh that terrible GOP establishment...waaaay over there.
Bible-toting Sen. Ted Cruz should have won Mississippi. Ohio Gov. John Kasich should have won nearby Michigan. Sen. Marco Rubio should have finished as a runner-up somewhere, anywhere.
Instead, Rubio and rest of the GOP field were left watching in horror as Trump crushed all comers at the polls and then used his victory speech to hawk steaks, wine and the most fabulous magazines you will ever read.
So long to Morning in America. Say hello to Tuesday Nights at QVC.
Trump’s big wins in Michigan and Mississippi were not the worst news of the night for the GOP ruling class. Instead, that dubious distinction was saved for the complete collapse of Rubio’s campaign one week before Florida’s crucial primary. For Republican leaders, Rubio’s timing could not have been worse.
Florida’s winner-take-all primary was rigged by the establishment...
Such a pity that they're so awful!
Such a shame that they're such fools!
A decade ago I correctly predicted that:
In five years, having voted for Bush will have become the parachute pants of this decade.
It will become the “Oh my GOD. What the fuck was I thinking?” shameful secret people will occasionally and elliptically allude to by piping up with, “well, he did good after 9/11”...
And now, ten years later, the rolling fascist dumpster fire that is the Republican party has reached the point where any affiliation with it's leadership caste whatsoever is being denied by virtually every member of the leadership caste of the Party of Personal Responsibility faster and more fervently than Peter denied Christ.