What do you think this is? A tanning salon?
George Will has had it with you filthy proles and would like everyone and everything in America to immediately get the hell off his lawn:
Off.The Republican Party, which together with the Democratic Party has framed the nation’s political debate since first running a presidential candidate 160 years ago, is not a flimsy dinghy to be effortlessly commandeered by pirates hostile to its purposes...A steady diet of his self-adulation can be cloying; even an entertaining boor can become a bore...Mitt Romney’s denunciations and ridicules, reciprocating Trump’s, are not designed to dissuade Trump voters. It is axiomatic that you cannot reason a person out of a position that the person has not been reasoned into.Romney and other defenders of Republican traditions are trying to prevent a stampede to Trump of “Vichy Republicans,” collaborationists coming to terms with the occupation of their party...Sen. Ted Cruz (Tex.) offers what many Trumpkins say they want — conservatism with a serrated edge. Trump, however, is all edge and no conservatism, although his shambolic syntax disguises his vacuity...Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), another aspiring savior of the proletariat, promises “socialism,” which he defines as a “revolution” that resembles the status quo — meddlesome economic regulation by a federal government whose budget is 66 percent income redistribution through transfer payments...
It's going to be genuinely hilarious when the pirates slowly keelhaul Lord High Admiral George down the length of his flimsy dinghy.