I Met a Certain Mr. Cruz, Who Gave Me a Job In His Commercial

From Buzzfeed:

Cruz Campaign Removes Ad Featuring Softcore Porn Star

Amy Lindsay has appeared in films such as Erotic Confessions, Carnal Wishes, Secrets of a Chambermaid, and Insatiable Desires. “Had the campaign known of her full filmography, we obviously would not have let her appear in the ad,” a Cruz campaign spokesman told BuzzFeed News.
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Prior to the Cruz campaign pulling the ad, Lindsay told BuzzFeed News in a phone interview on Thursday that she’s a Christian conservative and a Republican. While she emphasized that she did not do hardcore porn and that she also appeared in non-erotic films, Lindsay said she thinks it is “cool” that an actor who has appeared in softcore porn could also appear in Cruz’s ad.

You can now add "Appearing in a Ted Cruz Commercial" to the list of things that many of the other girls wouldn't do.

Also Jane Lynch is a comic genius.