Saturday, January 02, 2016

One Wingnut To Rule Them All, Ctd.


The leading Republican candidate for president celebrates receiving the 2015 "Wake Up White People!" award from America's leading batshit conspiracy outlet store:

You know, as much as I am looking forward to President Fuck Y'all's January 12th State of the Union address, I am also looking forward in a Trumpenfreude (h/t Dr. Krugman) kind of way to Il Douche's inevitable rebuttal.

Where are we going?

Planet 10!*

When are we going?

Real soon!




*thanks for the catch

7 comments:

Paul Wartenberg said...

PLANT? damn autocorrect speelcheck...

Robt said...

Wait just a Planet 10 minute!


I would think the media could be more specific in its reporting to make clear between a Circus clown and a Rodeo Clown.

There are Clown differences and specialties............

Let me put it to voters this way,
Which republican clown do you want to entertain your child's birthday?

Instead of hiring a CEO to run the country like a corporation, Hiring the a Circus Clown to run the Circus like a Rodeo?

Paul Wartenberg said...

Robt, if you hire a GOP Clown to your kid's party, said clown is gonna steal the cake and the presents and blame it all on Obama as he drives off in the parents' new SUV.

New_Damage said...

"Il Douché."

Neologisms like that are what make you the King, Driftglass.

Rollin M said...

Autocorrect is my own worst enema.

chautauqua said...

< Insert Oscillation Overthruster joke here>

Robt said...

+More clown regulations required.
Start with registering and licensing Clowns of all conservative painted faces.

In reply;
Paul Wartenberg said...
Robt, if you hire a GOP Clown to your kid's party, said clown is gonna steal the cake and the presents and blame it all on Obama as he drives off in the parents' new SUV.

**Worse than birthday cake theft, would be hiring a Denny Hastert Clown for children.
But of course you realize Hastert's sex with children unable to consent to sex is the same as Bill Clinton and Monica as consenting adults.
Don't believe me?
I reference FOX News. AM conservative radio. Republican owned newspapers, conservative opinion writers provided space for their "condemning opinions.

There must be a Governing , licensing agency to over see and regulate conservative clowns and they should have to be bonded..