Y'all remember Warner Todd Huston, right?
He's the one on the left, standing cheek-by-jowl with the late Andrew Breitbart. The same Andrew Brietbart who, before he keeled over dead, took the last scraps of journalistic integrity still hiding out in the skirting boards of the Right, fed them toes first through a wood-chipper, sealed their remains in an oil drum and sank it in to the sea, never to be seen again.
In other words, ol' Warner shits his pants. A lot. In public. But the thing is, because his dead boss's greatest legacy was laying such utter waste to any notion of honor or honestly on the Right before he keeled over dead, ol' Warner never has to worry about any of the kinds of consequences which would attend multiple, public fuckups in any other profession.
Because, on the Right, the barrel has no bottom,
Which is why, over at the Breitbart Collective, as memorial service were held in New York City for Officer Rafael Ramos -- a memorial service with one million times more public fanfare and fake Conservative indignation than any funeral of any officer ever gunned down by any Gadsden-flag waving, "blood of tyrants" spouting killer -- they decided this would be the most appropriate headline to limn this sad day:
And this would be the perfect person to pen that story:
BILL DE BLASIO 2 HOURS LATE TO WAKE FOR SLAIN OFFICER RAFAEL RAMOS