Saturday, December 27, 2014

Right Next To The Dog-Faced Boy


Y'all remember Warner Todd Huston, right?

He's the one on the left, standing cheek-by-jowl with the late Andrew Breitbart.   The same Andrew Brietbart who, before he keeled over dead, took the last scraps of journalistic integrity still hiding out in the skirting boards of the Right, fed them toes first through a wood-chipper, sealed their remains in an oil drum and sank it in to the sea, never to be seen again.

Mr. Huston is one of those lumpen, ratfucky goons which the Right churns out by the multitude. If you remember Mr. Huston's "work" at all, it might be from that hilarious time he got hysterical that Archie comics was introducing a gay character...or that time  he shit his pants in public when he got caught lying...or it might be that time he shit his pants in public when he extruded an entire, generic "Libruls Are Traitors To Murrica!" column attacking the wrong person and the issued the most public-pants-shitting "correction" in history.

In other words, ol' Warner shits his pants.  A lot.  In public.  But the thing is, because his dead boss's greatest legacy was laying such utter waste to any notion of honor or honestly on the Right before he keeled over dead, ol' Warner never has to worry about any of the kinds of consequences which would attend multiple, public fuckups in any other profession.

Because, on the Right, the barrel has no bottom,

Which is why, over at the Breitbart Collective, as memorial service were held in New York City for Officer Rafael Ramos -- a memorial service with one million times more public fanfare and fake Conservative indignation than any funeral of any officer ever gunned down by any Gadsden-flag waving, "blood of tyrants" spouting killer -- they decided this would be the most appropriate headline to limn this sad day:

BILL DE BLASIO 2 HOURS LATE TO WAKE FOR SLAIN OFFICER RAFAEL RAMOS

And this would be the perfect person to pen that story:


5 comments:

Grung_e_Gene said...

Conservatives don't give a shit about Cops. But they do love to beat their breasts, rend their hair and wail in public.

Their false piety shames the Nation.

Mike Lumish said...

If you ever want to get rid anything, permanently, just weight it down with rocks and chuck it in the ocean six hundred miles north of Diamond Head. After descending through four miles of salt water it will plunge into a gluey clay with chemical properties such that anything decaying or leaking will bind and become immobilized until the whole mess gets subducted under the Marianas Trench and fused into the gooey Serpentine of the Earth's mantle.

Just like Republican ethics and Dead Breitbart's reputation. Golly I miss the Poor Man.

Regards, Horace

Cirze said...

Perfect.

Can't get any closer to the truth.

phoenixwoman said...

A story you will never, ever see on BreitbartBorgCollective:

http://phoenixwoman.wordpress.com/2014/12/23/nypds-black-cops-attacked-by-white-cops-police-union-all-but-laughs/

Kathleen O'Neill said...

"a memorial service with one million times more public fanfare and fake Conservative indignation than any funeral of any officer ever gunned down by any Gadsden-flag waving, "blood of tyrants" spouting killer"

I'm not surprised that you noticed that, too. Mainslime media's reaction to Las Vegas and Pennsylvania was "move along nothing to see here".

Going out on a limb to guess Chuck Toddler's Trope of the Day will be the anger directed at de Blasio should be directed at Obama because Eric Holder inflammatory argle bargle blah blah.