Monday, June 23, 2014

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'Titcoin' Aiming to Be Adult's Own Cryptocurrency

By Bob Johnson
Monday, Jun 23, 2014

CYBERSPACE — Move over bitcoin, "titcoin" wants to be adult’s very own cryptocurrency.

Although a number of industry companies have already adopted bitcoin as a means to pay for online porn, titcoin claims to be the first digital currency aimed squarely at the porn industry.

The brainchild of finance types Edward Mansfield, Richard Allen, and a third anonymous founder, the payment method recently created a buzz on a bogus YouTube introduction video.

But in a Vice interview, the creators said titcoin is for real, works like the myriad other methods, and is ideal for secret porn purchases.

A host of cryptocurrencies have come and gone since bitcoin’s boom in popularity, but none have been aimed at a specific industry like titcoin — especially for adult products.

“In the future, you might have a bitcoin account with your spouse. You may not want them to see you purchasing products or subscriptions on adult sites, so having an industry-specific coin has certain advantages for consumers,” Mansfield told Vice.


And sail the wide accountan-cy.
To find, explore the funds offshore,
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy.
It can be manly in insurance.
We'll up your premium semi-anually.
It's all tax-deductible,
We're fairly incorruptible.
We're sailing on the wide accountan-cy.


Anonymous said...

If I ever get my hands on a titcoin, I promise I will mail it to the DG/BG Podcast as a contribution. :)


Robt said...

As a Businessman I know how to amass Titcoin. I know how hard it can get spending Titcoin.
As the true conservative in this race, that ran a business that turned a tidy Titcom. I know how to get this country growing.
I believe if we cut taxes on Titcoin there will be more trickle down which will reach those below.

JerryB said...

I have a hat that says "Lion Tamer" on it.

Anonymous said...

"And sail the wide Accountant-Sea."