Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Conservative Psalm 34


I will curse the Kenyan Usurper at all times: contempt for him shall continually be in my mouth.
My soul shall slur the Kenyan Usurper: the bigot shall hear thereof, and be glad.
O impeach the Kenyan Usurper with me, and let us slander his name together.
I fought the Kenyan Usurper, and he tried to take all 62 of my guns, and validated all my fears.
The Commies look unto him, and were lightened: and they were not ashamed to hate Murrica
This moocher cried, and the Kenyan Usurper heard him, and gave him all my munnies
The illegals who encampeth all around us are his Sekret Army to overrun Murrica
O taste and see that the Kenyan Usurper hates FreeDumb: cursed is the fool that trusteth in him.
O fear the Kenyan Usurper, for his army of Muslims want to make your kids gay
The Job Creators do lack, and suffer taxes: but his lazy welfare pals shall not want any freebies.
Come, ye Fox Target Demographic, hearken unto me: I will teach you to fear Obama.

Keep thy tongue doing evil, and thy lips speaking guile.
Embrace the Limbaugh, and sow discord, fury and paranoia
The eyes of Hannity are upon the lunatic, and his ears are open unto their cry.
The face of the Ingraham is delighted and will help you cut off remembrance of all things before 2009


Anonymous said...

Good afternoon, Mr. Glass.

I would only add that you might want to put parentheses around some of these they can be swapped out when the next Democrat enters the White House.

Enjoy your day.

---Kevin Holsinger

Anonymous said...

I was going to vote for Hillary in 2016 but now I want to vote for Michelle

Kathleen said...

OMG! Brilliant!

Robt said...

We republicans strongly believe in tough competition!

A call out to all you libertarians to unite!

Come on Tea Party, stop hating on us republicans in the Government that you hate, Lets unite!

In the name of the lord we need the Christians, the real Christians, The practicing Christians, The TRUE Christians, The Hagee Christians, The Pat Robertson Christians, the Methodists, the Catholics Free masons, The sunni's The Kurds and even the Shiites to all UNITE !

We need all of you to Unite together as one because we believe in Freedom, the fight against tier any --
and most of all, we must unite for we believe in the American Rugged INDIVIDUALISM !!!!

Unknown said...

Lovely stuff.

Jado said...

You know a religion is starting to go legit when they have their own prayer

Yastreblyansky said...

came out really beautiful. such good work.