Friday, March 07, 2014

From Senator Ted Cruz's CPAC 2014 Breakout Panel:



"A True Conservative's Guide To Venerating Fake Reagan".

Step One:  Firmly grasp Fake Reagan with both hands.

Step Two:  Open your mouth AS WIDE AS IT WILL GO.

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Humping Ronald Milhous Reagan's coffin is about as productive and soul destroying as an ethics lecture from Newt Gingrich.

n1ck said...

Step 3: ???
Step 4: Freedom!

Reamus said...

Gee, when did St. Ronnie take Nixon's middle;e name?

D. said...

Well, that's going to take a while for the brain bleach to work…

Step 3 should be: Choke on it.

Anonymous said...

Oh... Cthulhu, save me....

And I have to throw in:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/goproud-cpac-beaver

Can we take a moment to appreciate the irony of representing a group of conservative gay white men with... a beaver?

Mike.K.

DeistPaladin said...

Why does oral sex get such a bad rap in our society?

Anonymous said...

"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?"

Anonymous said...

geosez: We're all friends her Mr. Glass, you don't need to hold back~ Show us how you really feel about these cretins...

Capt. Bat Guano said...

Holy Photosweatshop, I almost pissed myself. You've really out done yourself DG.