Charlie Pierce hips us to the fact that the 2014 "Best Headline" Contest is already over:
Another one for my endless list of Headlines I Wish I'd Written.I never trusted Babelfish's English-to-Chinese algorithm.
Chinese donkey meat recalled at Wal-Mart after it is found to contain fox.(By the way, I saw Chinese Donkey Meat at the Paradise in Boston back in '79. They were opening for Gang Of Four, I think.)
And I never will.