Ron Christie would like you to know that Paul Ryan would make just a super Republican candidate in 2016!
What with his planet-sized brain (stocked floor-to-ceiling with Ayn Rand slash fiction), his "smart, pro-growth conservative" credentials and his...wait for it...wait...for...it...
"...crossover appeal to Democrats and communities of color"Yay!
Because after all, we would never want to risk repeating the hideous mistake of electing a rank amateur like
After electing an inexperienced senator in 2008, America cannot handle four more years of the on-the-job training we’ve witnessed with President Barack Obama.Now thoroughly buffed and polished, Ron Christie reverently places Representative Ryan's balls back in his John Galt Underoos, kicks back and waits for the rewards for a job well done to roll in.