Wednesday, November 27, 2013

He's Gonna Recommend You


To the server in the sky.

From New York Daily News:
SEE IT: Jesus and Virgin Mary spotted on Google Earth pic

Some are convinced that two blurs on captured on the Web giant's Street View site are actually the holy mother and child in a classic pose.

Many say these figures hovering above the A5 highway near Walensee, Switzerland, are Jesus and Mary. Skeptics say it's a glitch in the software...
Or someone has been uploading Chick tracts into the Matrix.

Cue Norman Greenbaum in 3...2...1...

7 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

looks like an outtake from Sharknado, is what it looks like.

Anonymous said...

There was this wonderful tract I read many years ago about five boys ruined by a Sunday school teacher who taught them to play cards in order to hold their interest as teens. One of the young men returns to the church, tells his sad tale of how the others are dead or in jail and that he is a fugitive .... and then the teacher stands up and confesses "I was that teacher!".

Not sure if it was a Chick tract or something else, but if you know where I can find a copy ....

dinthebeast said...

Norman Greenbaum was my first rock concert! I was either 8 or 9 and my older sister and I went to see him at the municipal auditorium in Eureka, Ca. We didn't get to stay for the headliner, which was Joy of Cooking.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

best bass hook in the history of rock: spirit in the sky by norman greenbaum

most insipid lyrics in the history of rock: spirit in the sky by norman greenbaum

Anonymous said...

Insect flying by or (briefly) plastered on windshield. Easy. C'mon. A fair # of "UFO pictures" resolve to this explanation.

Anonymous said...

I think Driftglass should photoshop this as Bobo and Douthat.

Mike.K.

Anonymous said...

No. It definatly IS jesus and mary.

Although, I don't know why it's not jesus and joseph... I'm not cristian so that family values thing doesn't really um... I don't get it.

But anyway, that's definately jesus and mary and it's definatly NOT in the U! S! A!

Thank god. I's hate ta have ta put up with this stupid shit evey fucken day.

Thanks Switserland! Sweden. Whatever. Thanks for taken those shitbirds off our hand.

...sad