Monday, September 09, 2013

The Guy Who Tinkered Together The Phrase "Axis of Evil"

and wrote "The Right Man: A Slobbering Paean to the Dauphin* of Crawford" and co-authored a book with Richard Fucking Perle entitled "And End To Evil", would like to tell POTUS how to run things using clever, speechwriterly word-constructs like this one:
"If Syria isn't worth a fight to the end, it's better not to start."
You know, there is a terribly important and useful debate to be had over what, if anything, the United States should do about Syria.

And that debate would best be served by first escorting every unreconstructed Neocon goon and shouty "Worse Than Boosh!" tween to the door.

*Thanks for the catch!


Anonymous said...

Do you mean the "dauphin" of Crawford, or am I just ignorant of what a "daphin" is? Not being pissy--I really love your stuff and typos are all too easy to make and miss.

Anonymous said...

Good morning, Mr. Glass.

Something just occurred to me. You know what this is? Mirror Universe Darth Vader.

Normal Vader would force-choke you to death if you screwed up ONCE. Mirror Universe Vader won't even stop you from returning to Meet the Press to spout the same bad advice that led to the previous screw-up.

"You have failed me for the latest time, Admiral."

(note: OBVIOUSLY I'm not advocating bodily harm, here)

Enjoy the rest of your day.

---Kevin Holsinger

Anonymous said...

Oy. Saw Wolfowitz and Lieberman on Piers Morgan. Pure twaddle.

Shockingly, Piers did not hold anyone's feet to the fire...

Anonymouse said...

double nickel said...

Yanno, Frum's mother was one of the most brilliant radio based journalists I've ever listened to (CBC). I have no idea how to explain his assholeishness.

n1ck said...

Double Nickel:

Nepotism's a bitch.

Anonymous said...

Hey, don't be bagging on Frum; he's an honorable man!

Side note: While I recognized his picture, I'd actually forgotten David Frum's name. It was heavenly.

-- Nonny Mouse