What'll fool you is how closely they approximate human appearance.How many people would like to see me buy a new gun in Chicago and present it on TV to George #Zimmerman?
— Brad Thor (@BradThor) July 19, 2013
And then they open their mouths.
That being said, I need to give serious consideration to chucking the romance and adventure of the blogging life and in favor of writing a series of wingnut action novels under the name Zeke Thunderbolt. The hours and the money look great, and my conscience won't be much troubled by taking a small dump in such an already vast and toxic swamp.