Sunday, July 21, 2013

What The Lizard People Are Up To

What'll fool you is how closely they approximate human appearance.
And then they open their mouths.

That being said, I need to give serious consideration to chucking the romance and adventure of the blogging life and in favor of writing a series of wingnut action novels under the name Zeke Thunderbolt.  The hours and the money look great, and my conscience won't be much troubled by taking a small dump in such an already vast and toxic swamp.

17 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"Brad Thor"

Well, give it a rest then. You can't whack it all the time without a wicked case of chafing.

paleotectonics said...

"You know, if Martin hadn't been black, he'd still be alive today. How is Zimmerman at fault? What is America coming to?"

On tomorrow's Hannity.

paleotectonics said...

You can't whack it all the time

Ermmm, yeah, uh, there is not supposed to be an actual implement of whacking, say, a pointed stick, or nothing.

The moar you know...

Anonymous said...

If I would like to see him shove it up George's ass, and then his own...does my vote still count?

RoninMichigan said...

Please don't go Driftglass, please don't go! These veiled illusions of yours, of giving up blogging always seem cause me something akin to withdrawal symptoms. In fact i think i'll pour myself a glass of cabernet to sooth my nerves.

Malacandra said...

Personally, I think the far more appropriate thing is to arm the black youth of Florida. So they can stand their ground too.

I'm sure we ought to be able to get the NRA on board.

Batocchio said...

American Conservatism: "Stalk and kill a black kid, win a free gun!"

Lumpy Lang said...

"...the far more appropriate thing is to arm the black youth of Florida. So they can stand their ground too."

Well said! ...and exactly why racists and liberals got together behind gun control laws in the first place.

Honour Robert F. Williams and Deacons for Defense!

Tengrain said...

too late: Upon hearing that the Justice Department is placing a hold on all evidence in the case, including the pistol teen hunting enthusiast GEORGE ZIMMERMAN used to kill unarmed Skittles fan TRAYVON MARTIN, the Buckeye Firearms Foundation announced that it is raising money to buy the former neighborhood stalker a new gun.

Regards,

Tengrain

watchdog said...

I think I'd much rather see him buy a new gun, stick it in his pants to try and look tough and then accidentally blow his dick off.

rodandchance said...

I laughed at the name "Brad Thor" when I first saw it at my local socialist library. I wonder if what he is so 'thor' about is his given name of Seymore Gaye-Butts. Never bothered to read his offerings and never will.

bowtiejack said...

Well, if they're going to give Zimmerman a gun, I do hope they also give him a cowboy hat. He should have a complete outfit

Anonymous said...

Once Zimmerman has a gun again,I'll bet Rick Perry will hire him for his Presidential Campaign Security Detail.Zimmerman would fit right in,once he gets a Western hat and boots.

Anonymous said...

And Lumpy Lang went there:
"exactly why racists and liberals got together behind gun control laws "

OK, everyone! Let's all sing our FAVORITE refrain:

♫ Because ♪Dem♪O♪Crats♪ ♫
♫ Were the ♪Par♪Ty♪ ♫
♫ Of the ♪KLAAAAAAAN!!!♪ ♫

Mike.K.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Hmpf. A little more "Robert Byrd" from the bassoon section, back there.

Lumpy Lang said...

Nope... the song I keep in mind is a bit different:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLqKXrlD1TU

Pinkamena Panic said...

Righty Wrong shows his true colors - all shades of cowardly yellow - yet again.