Bob Cesca would like to know where Rand Standers stand now that the Pureblood Patron Saint of Independent Civil Libertarians has opened his Freedom Hole once again.
So are you still Standing With Rand?
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And before you answer, remember the rules of engagement: the the only admissible answer is either an unreserved, dog-loyal "Yes, I agree completely with everything Rand Paul says and does." or an eternal, condemnatory "No, Rand Paul is an asshole who has never been on the right side of any issue in his life.".
No middle-ground will be accepted. No conditional statements will be admitted. Because as we all know, "Yes, if..."'s and "No, but..."'s are for pussies and nuance-drunk O-bots only.
Also remember that these are not my rules: these are the rule by which the Purity Caucus insists that everyone else must abide.