Thursday, December 06, 2012

More Wrong-Per-Syllable


than any sentence I have read in a month.

"In an interview that will air tonight on FOX Business Network’s Cavuto, former House Majority Leader Dick Armey says he resigned as chairman of FreedomWorks because of “serious concerns about the ethical and moral behavior of the senior leadership.”
Fox Business + Cavuto! + Dick Fucking Armey + FreedumbWorks + whining about the "ethical and moral behavior" of other people = a 70-lb raptor turd wrapped in barbed-wire dipped in Hanta virus and fired into Santa's workshop during the mid-afternoon shift change.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

"a 70-lb raptor turd wrapped in barbed-wire dipped in Hanta virus and fired into Santa's workshop during the mid-afternoon shift change"

Wow... that's... OK then....

Mike.K.

blackdaug said...

I believe the full and correct name of the gentleman in question is "The Aptly Named Dick Fucking Armey".
...but where is the daddy of all baggerism off to in such a rush?

Bukko Canukko said...

Dicks 'R' Me and Dr. Jim Demento splitting from their sinecures simultaneously... Curious. Ominous? Hunkering down before something hits the fan? I been paranoidown so long that it looks like schtup to me.

Rehctaw said...

Dick Fucking Armey WAS -the- senior leadership at FreedomWonks. Since leaving the ship he tried, but failed to scuttle, Armey has fronted at least a dozen astroturf "movement" cash cows and launched a half a dozen national splinter groups all of whom paid Armey for his "services".

FreedomWonks will continue to pay Armey $400K per year through the year 2030. That doesn't mesh with his announcement that he's severed ties.

Watch closely for his next scam. He'll keep doing it as long as there's a bigot buck to be fleeced. As you know, that bigot buck, now that's a good buck!

Bisham said...

um, Cholera? Is there cholera in that raptor turd? And razor wire. Kittens also too.