This -- the one on the left -- is Warner Todd Huston.
Warner runs a B-grade, Breitbart bullshit outlet mall in Chicago: a sort of low-level crackpot dealer forever begging for the approval of his higher-ups by loyally slinging whatever batshit rock is on special this week.
All week, every week, Byzantine conspiracies and trivial news tidbits inflated into Dire, Liberty-Threatening Horrors cook off and go "bang" over at Publius Forum like touchy old sticks of dynamite in a blast furnace.
Union Thugs? ACORN Conspiracies? Quivering, apology-tour O-Bummer rage?
Warner has 'em all, and priced to move (I last saw Warner in-person as he and John Fund skulked the halls of Netroots Nation trying to glean clues about the next step in the Great Liberal Conspiracy by copying down the meeting agendas posted outside the breakout rooms.)
Regular readers know that I drop by my man Warner's sad little gibber factory every now and then because I have found it to be an absolutely reliable indicator of the wingnut mind day-in/day-out: a regular a lunatic pop-up Butterball thermometer.
And here are Warner's various takes on the Very Important Events that took place during the week of the re-election of President Barack Obama.
Like evil Liberal teevee shows:
CBS ‘The Good Wife’ Pushes Global Warming, Anti-Tea Party Themes
The Good Wife is supposed to be set in Chicago, but all the writing and sensibilities are better suited for a New York or Los Angeles setting.
Another attack on conservatives came last year when an episode portrayed Tea Partiers as racists and domestic terrorists.
Curiously, as the show is touting anti-war sentiments, praising Occupy Wall Street and slamming Tea Party members, the show has yet to note all the law breaking, the rapes, the property destruction, and general violence of the Occupy Wall Street movement.And the Death of America:
Due to the re-election of Barack Hussein Obama, the United States is officially a failed experiment. In fact, his election in the first place in 2008 signaled the end.
Oh, Barack Obama isn’t the cause of America’s failure. But he is the ultimate result. He is the result of a citizenry that knows nothing about its own country. He is the result of citizens that no longer care about their country and only care about themselves.The intractable evil of us Dim-O-Craps:
Barack Obama is the ultimate example of how anti-American the Democrat Party is today.
The Democrats oppose nearly every single truly American principle that the founders gave us.
Democrats oppose the supremacy of the U.S. ConstitutionDemocrats oppose personal responsibilityDemocrats oppose free speechDemocrats oppose the Second AmendmentDemocrats oppose morality and religionDemocrats oppose the rule of law and wish instead to rule by fiatDemocrats oppose the sanctity of lifeDemocrats oppose education and instead support indoctrinationDemocrats oppose businessDemocrats oppose liberty and freedom and support totalitarianismDemocrats oppose sovereignty and support international ruleDemocrats oppose our national security
In short, Democrats think the United States is a cancer on humanity and they wish to damage it permanently.
One last thing. There can be no compromise with Democrats. They aren’t just wrong on a few things. They are wrong on everything. And they aren’t just wrong they are evil. They intend the destruction of the USA. They are almost finished with their task. Compromise with Democrats is a traitor’s act.
Andrew Breitbart was right. It must be war.
And, of course, purdy pictures:In a discussion with former Florida Governor Charlie Crist, Matthews showed his exasperation with the early voting laws in the Sunshine State. In fact, Matthews was still all nutty over the 2000 election results that brought George W. Bush to office.“Shouldn’t we have a law where you can’t change any election law until maybe two or three cycles after you’re out of power? At least then they wouldn’t be changing the rules like they’re doing now in Florida with [former-Florida Secretary of State] Katherine Harris with [former-Florida Gov.] Jeb Bush back then. There was a lot of questions about the 2000 race. And here we are again.”Naturally RINO Crist, who shunned the Republican Party in order to endorse Barack Obama, was happy to agree with Matthews.
In the end, the problem with Conservatism is not its packaging or messaging or outreach or even its hilariously bad apps.
The problem with Conservatism is Conservatives.