Friday, February 17, 2012

Professional Left Podcast #115

ProfessionalLeft
“Now, I know all you folks are the right kinda parents.
I'm gonna be perfectly frank.
Would ya like to know what kinda conversation goes
On while they're loafin' around that Hall?
They're tryin' out Bevo, tryin' out cubebs,
Tryin' out Tailor Mades like Cigarette Feends!
And braggin' all about
How they're gonna cover up a tell-tale breath with Sen-Sen.
One fine night, they leave the pool hall,
Headin' for the dance at the Arm'ry!
Libertine men and Scarlet women!
And Rag-time, shameless music
That'll grab your son and your daughter
With the arms of a jungle animal instinct!
Mass-staria!
Friends, the idle brain is the devil's playground!"
-- Excerpt from President Santorum's Inaugural Address






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2 comments:

Mister Roboto said...

So who wants to start a betting-pool over when the Rev. Fred Phelps becomes a serious contender for the Republican presidential nomination?

loretta said...

I think a good response to the anti-contraception kick is to simply tell men who support this idiocy that they are cut off. No problemo. If I can't use birth control, I guess we can't have sex anymore. Have a nice day.

Did they ever think of the fact that men are involved in the sex act as well? Did they hope for universal abstinence? Are these Republicans getting so little that they want to impose their frustration on all other men?

Talk about backlash; any girl with self-respect can put the high-heeled boots to this pronto.