Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Alberto Gonzalez:


The True Father of the Tea Party

Remember nothing you said...
Admit nothing you did...
Take responsibility for nothing you ruined...
Deny to your last, lying breath that your own, phenomenally well-documented past ever happened...

...and profit from every drooling, imbecilic falsehood you tell.

So long as bigots, brownshirts, plutocrats and anti-abortion terrorists are permitted to lie without limit or penalty and inflict their various psychoses on the rest of us through the instrumentalities of their own major political party, national television network, national radio syndicate and God...we are fucked as a nation.

6 comments:

RockDots said...

Wow, I'd almost forgotten about this schmuck. Thanks for the reminder.

(Incidentally, the Word Verification to post this comment was "act faili" which is just what 'Berto is doing here.)

One Fly said...

"are permitted" is the key word here.

When the chimp put his hand down when from lying while saying he would uphold the Constitution in 2000 every one of these fuckers knew then and there they would never be held accountable. And our side kissed their ass the whole way.

We are truly fucked and not many have a clue just how bad it really is!

jim said...

Bravo!

What better role model for the mighty War Scooter Patriots than Sergeant Schultz in a suit?

nunya said...

I nicknamed him "No Se Nada Torquemada."

Paul said...

He's a true Reagan Republican, Alzheimers and the integrity of a slug.

Esteev said...

Wait, so when I am charge with a crime -- any crime --
"I don't recall" is a legitimate excuse?!

Oh, snap! I'm gonna Speed like Racer now!