Saturday, December 23, 2006

Not every band



Would have the guts to sing about an idiot beefing it on the way to their concert.

But KISS does. Which it why they rock where other groups merely pebble.

And their camera-dazzle?

It goes all the way around, bitches!

But don’t just take my word for it.

Trust the commercial.


C’mon, has Neil Bogart ever lied to you?

4 comments:

Mister Roboto said...

A lot of fundies would say that a song like this is another reason why KISS is teh 3vil, but the message of the song is one teenagers need to hear, namely that getting drunk and high before getting behind the steering wheel of an automobile is a really effective way to get yourself killed horribly.

Anonymous said...

ya lost me there.

K155 is no teh 3vil, K155 is teh L4m3z0rz

I ubderstood about half of what Paul Stanley was singiung there.

Mister Roboto said...

Here's the lyrics:

I feel uptight on a saturday night
Nine o clock, the radios the only light
I hear my song and it pulls me through
Comes on strong, tells me what I got to do
I got to

Get up
Everybodys gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybodys gonna leave their seat
You gotta lose your mind in detroit rock city

Get up
Everybodys gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybodys gonna leave their seat

Getting late
I just cant wait
Ten oclock and I know I gotta hit the road
First I drink, then I smoke
Start up the car, and I try to make the midnight show

Get up
Everybodys gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybodys gonna leave their seat

Movin fast, doin 95
Hit top speed but Im still movin much too slow
I feel so good, Im so alive
I hear my song playin on the radio
It goes

Get up
Everybodys gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybodys gonna leave their seat

Twelve oclock, I gotta rock
Theres a truck ahead, lights starin at my eyes
Oh my god, no time to turn
I got to laugh cause I know Im gonna die
Why

Get up
Everybodys gonna move their feet
Get up
Everybodys gonna leave their seat

Mister Roboto said...

Besides, how can you call a band who has both Witchiepoo and the Wicked Witch of the West as fans "lame"???? :-D